My Apologies, Dear Friends

Why hello, fellow "Ddus!"

Maddu here. I didn't give much about my actual background earlier. See, I am from a place far, far away. I look Indian, I have an Indian accent, but it is time for YOU to know the REAL truth about me. I am from Mudiland, a land filled with crazy and annoying people. At the village that I used to live in, there is another girl named Grettell. She was very evil, and she had a secret lair where she would mix up all these secret potions. I used to be American, with my real name being Sally Jensen, but she forced me to drink this potion that looked like Coke. See, I am a Coke addict, so I drank it. Then, I became me, as you know me, Maddu. Many people didn't like this change.

After that, people began to throw stones at me and act like I was poisonous. Afraid of being teased all of my life, I fled Mudiland, and then I met you, Chaddu. Remember? Chaddu let me stay in her house, and we became the first Ddus. We made many rituals, and one of them was parading around the country with these cloth things(Chaddu said they were called underwear) around our heads. Then, we met two boys. Their original names were ______ and ________, but we soon changed their names. For secrecy, I will not disclose their true names. Ask Chaddu for further referances.

A few years later, we met two other friends. Laddu, who was tormented all her life for being named after a sweet, and Raddu, a sweet, friendly girl. These two soon became a part of our beautiful and secret country. We all became fast friends. Now I know that you all will be upset with me, and understand why you should be. I definately deserve to be shunned. Most of you thought that I was born there. But I wasn't. I am deeply sorry for keeping my past a secret from you all. I know you are very disappointed in me. We usually tell eachother everything. But my past ashamed me. And now you know about my sad life. I hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me.

Ashamed and Sorry,

This is Maddu, Signing off